The Submission Room – London Wrestling Room – Reviews


Mysteria Reviews



Mysteria Review 1

I arrived at The Submission Room in late January, a few minutes earlier than expected. As Mysteria had not yet arrived, Pippa gave me a tour of her new studio. The mat room is kitted out with brand new judo mats and there are extra crash mats on the walls for safety. The room is big enough for wrestling but small enough to warm up quickly – a real bonus as it was sub-zero outside on the day. Well done Pippa, you have a great place.  Now to my session.  I changed and then waited in the mat room for Mysteria. All I could think when she walked in was “wow!”. My usual style is to go for long pins until one or other gives in, rather than counting to 5 or 10, and Mysteria was happy to accommodate my request.  I remember getting a few pins on Mysteria to begin with, but by the end of the session it was evenly matched and Mysteria certainly got a few really good pins on me. She is deceptively strong and once I was pinned, I found it impossible to get free. Her natural athletic physique has given her a good start in wrestling and with a few more sessions behind her I think it’s going to be very difficult to get any points at all. All I can say is book soon before she gets too good!!  Thank you Mysteria for a fun afternoon and I look forward to our next session.

Mysteria Review 2

On the mats, we began from the kneeling position. Physical attributes aside, the first thing that you notice about Mysteria is her aggression. She has a – slightly, ahem, distracting – habit of holding eye contact for a few seconds before starting, after which she is all over you. How one woman can attack from three directions at once I don’t know, but I found myself seemingly outnumbered by her limbs. Mysteria also makes use of her height – she’s not much shorter than me in her wrestling socks, and I’m around six feet – and several times she had me in a combined scissor arm-bar, from which the only exit was to tap, which I had to do with my foot since she had taken over management of my arms, hands and upper body. She said a few times that she likes to fight, and heck did she prove that, over and over. The second thing you notice is her innate flexibility, presumably a result of her martial arts training. On several of the occasions that I actually managed to pin her, I found one or both of her legs wrapped round my neck, from a position and at an angle that they had absolutely no business being able to achieve. Thirdly, there is her determination. She does not give up; she will deploy everything in her means to get away when you pin her, and once she has got you in a hold she is comfortable with (she seemed to invent a few of these on the spot), you aren’t going anywhere.

Mysteria is just starting out, and she admits that she has a plenty to learn. I did manage to unbalance her a few times, and even extracted a few pins and taps from her, but this, I am certain, was as much to do with my good luck as with any lack of experience or skills on her part. She is sweetly self-deprecating about it, often without justification. Once she had me in a body scissors, and said that it didn’t seem to be having any effect. Quite right I agreed, I can’t feel a thing I said, as my rib-cage rearranged itself into a map of the notoriously convoluted intersections of the Exeter one way system.

So: do I recommend Mysteria? I cannot do so enough. I can say two things about her for certain. With a few months of experience and the benefit of Pippa’s expertise (and, by the way, I have experienced the sharp end of those first-hand), this girl will be indestructible to all but the toughest and most skilled opponents.

Mysteria Review 3

As you can see on the website, Mysteria has martial arts experience, is slim and likes to wrestle. Great on paper, but absolutely perfect in practice! Because she also has a beautiful face, is aggressive as a lioness, tough as nails and a true athlete. You can tell she does a lot of sports by looking at her, or indeed by fighting her, but just for fun you could also try asking her.. Maybe she’ll tell you about how she’s also into biking, skipping, running etc. And then you’ll be less surprised about how much energy she can spend on throwing you through the room, squeezing the fight out of you and generally beating you up. In a cute way.

Because that’s what happened to me during the session, in about this order: 1) putting on some rock music for extra energy (as if she’d need it), 2) hypnotizing with her beautiful, lively eyes, 3) some jumping up and down, and 4) kicking my ass for a full hour. Well, and some actual sparring, and both of us practicing throws, demonstrating chokes, etc. But mostly kicking my ass. It was a fun and impressive experience, and I’m looking forward to meeting her again!

Mysteria Review 4

I arrived and was greeted with a smile by the lovely Mysteria, and after a brief chat about the session we went to the mat room, nice and spacious and well padded. We started with a half an hour competitive wrestling with plenty of back and forth action. I had the advantage gaining a few submissions early on but was worn down by her superior stamina and as the match wore on I was tapping more and more.

The second half of the session, as I had lost, was to be dragged to another room and made to worship Mysteria and endure various punishments as a result of my loss in the wrestling. This was tremendous fun with Mysteria carrying out all the various tortures I was put through with a smile on her face. I would highly recommend!


Kaminari Reviews



Kaminari Review 1

My first session of 2015 was against the submission room’s newest star Kaminari. I figured I’d start my year off with an easy match against a newbie to ‘ease’ myself into the year, and I was pleasantly surprised by her skills on the mats in what was her first match against a ‘proper’ customer.

Kaminari looked great in the one piece swimsuit featured in her profile pics. She has a curvy but strong physique with naturally strong arms and legs, perfect for wrestling and for keeping men under control.

In total we wrestled for roughly 30 minutes semi-comp. During that time her natural strength (and great training by Pippa) showed as she was able to trap me in various precarious positions throughout the session. Every time I managed to wrestle out of a control position she was already on top of me going for the next move. I found myself very close to tapping on more than one occasion to sleeper attempts, scissors as well as various pins, the cross body pin being a particular favourite of hers which I found really hard to get out of. My closest call was a very painful front scissor which only my persistence (and sweaty bald head) got me out of. She was laughing throughout and it was clear that she enjoyed herself while I was struggling for survival beneath her.

What impressed me the most was that she was so keen to learn and I found the rest of the session extremely enjoyable as I got to show her some of my favourite (real and fantasy) moves including triangles, short arm scissors, Boston crabs, guillotines, lotus locks, camel clutches as well as various ways to immobilize a guy in fantasy sessions. She was even happy to practice her facesitting technique with me which was a particular highlight of the session, lol. Her natural strength and ability to keep control made it particularly hard (and fun) to struggle out of multiple smother attempts from her derriere.

Overall – Kaminari was incredibly open-minded, keen to learn and great fun and of a very good standard considering her newbie status. No doubt she’ll become a big star when she becomes established, so get in quick and book her soon before she becomes too hot to handle!

Kaminari Review 2

I was fortunate enough to have wrestled Kaminari today at The Submission Room.

Stunningly gorgeous is an understatement!

She’s great fun and it was a great hour of wrestling. I’ll definitely be booking her again,


Kaminari Review 3

So, why kaminari. She looks typically japanese and I love the japanese. There history of unarmed combat, there sense of fun while being a little cruel , coupled with the fact they’re damn sexy are fine attributes to what what could make an outstanding female session wrestler.

On the day kaminari greeted me after the first knock. She invited me upstairs to change while she changed downstairs.

I told her I was ready and she entered the mat room wearing a crushed strawberry coloured velvet mini skirt , black two piece bikini and black knee length socks with a silver weave.
her hair was bunched in a ponytail and she looked breathtakingly stunning. She pleasantly enquired of my previous experience and asked if I was which I replied yes.

She immediately engaged and stepped closer while pushing me backwards and tripping me up. I landed on the floor on my back. By the time I got my bearing she was already upon me in a school girl pin mount. She quickly shimmied up my stomach to be sitting high up my chest and neck. This reminded me of a video I saw when a female wrestler was sat so high up that her crutch was right in her opponents face, thighs either side of his cheeks and she had his arms stretched out high above his head and on the floor .
I thought about how humiliating it must feel for that guy. The girl seemed to be enjoying it too.
kaminari now looked down at me smiling and I realised I was in the exact same position as the hapless guy in the video.
yes , it was now my turn to be” that guy”

I tried to fight out of it. I bridged but it was ineffective with her sitting so high up.
I tried to move my arms but couldn’t with her weight bearing down on them and when I moved side to side she compensated just enough with gentle shift of her bodyweight.
Kaminari was pleased with the control she had over me. But eventually I made a breakthrough and with all the speed and might I could muster I turned as quickly as I could and caught her off guard.

I managed to scramble onto my knees and hands just for her to wrap one arm around my throat and hook her legs into mine. a foward thrust of her pelvis put me facedown onto the mat. Her grip was quite loose around my neck but when I tried to remove her arm she tightened her grip causing me to tap and concede defeat.
I got back up out of breath from the struggling.  she asked if I was ok and offered me water.
I told her I was ok and couldn’t believe how strong she was. we shared a joke and she enquired if there was any particular moves I liked.
The dominant opening statement she had made gave kaminari the ascendancy and she never let up. She used a good variety of moves to keep me nailed to the mat including boston crab, camel clutch and reverse headscissors to mention a few.
I tried not to let kaminari have it all her own way though and attempted a full Nelson on her but she went up a gear and fought out of it enough to turn into me .I scooted backwards from her and quickly got to my knees , but she was quicker and took my neck in an under arm guillotine choke. I moved towards her to ease the pressure but she stood up and stepped back. Then leaned back while tightening the grip further.
I had to tap.
I fell onto my back exhausted while she was hardly out of breath giggling slightly as I exclaimed she was too quick for me.

Later in the bout I got caught in another high school girl pin.  by that time I was a spent force and just gazed up admiringly at kaminari whose eyes was wide , locked on mine with a broad smile , mouth slightly agape with a hint of tongue visible.

This teasing look coupled up with her expert high school girl pin kind of gave me the feeling that of a wild horse that had been broken in and tamed and had no spirit left to break.
anyway the alarm sounded signifying the end of the session. she said lets go for one more point. the session ended with me being suffocated by a reverse face sit which was a wonderful end to the session.

Before I left I took a photo of her striking a wonderful victory pose. with her foot firmly pressing down on my chest she stood above me arms aloft with her face flushed and grinning fresh from her decisive win. what a wonderful beautiful symbolic gesture of female dominance this was.

In summary Kaminari is a little taller than a lot of japanese girls.  therefore a little heavier and more substantial making her difficult to shift once she gets control. She is very good looking with a great body.

I was very surprised to learn that she had only been wrestling for two months. in view of her knowledge and skill level.

Kaminari gives a unique experience on these shores and I will highly recommend her. I will be booking her again very shortly.


Blaze Reviews


Blaze Review 1

I had the pleasure of meeting the charming and delightful Blaze for a semi-competitive wrestling session this evening.  She instantly put me at ease with her friendly and down to earth attitude before the session.  If anything she put too much at ease and as we started I was just thinking how fantastic she looked in her black bikini, long dark hair flowing down to her shoulders when suddenly she moves like lightening and puts me in a body scissors – her muscular dancers legs wrapped around my torso – smiling sweetly as she proceeded to squeeze the crap out of me – forcing me to tap.

I promised myself I wouldn’t be taken in for the next fall – but Blaze was all over me again soon after, wrapping her arms around my neck – her legs around my body and again squeezing, forcing me to tap as I felt the bulge of her bicep around my neck.  The next fall she won with an expertly delivered arm bar and the next with a head scissors.  Blaze moves with a fluid grace that’s hard to describe, you have to see it to believe it.  One second you think you have her – the next, she’s somehow got you in a hold – she’s probably the most flexible woman I’ve ever wrestled….but what I loved most about Blaze was how clearly she loves doing what she does – she’s intense when she needs to be and very happy when she’s got you in a hold! – She’s also very strong and very quick, there are only a few women  capable of making me tap with a body scissor and Blaze is one of them.  I can’t wait for my next session with her – book her while you can!


Scorpion Reviews



Scorpion Review 1

Scorpion is a blast.  The photos of her legs don’t give you an idea of the strength, and her BJJ training is evident in the skill and accuracy of her moves. She does an amazing job of combining fantasy wrestling (scissors, smothers) with true BJJ submission fighting. I knew for the first bit of the session, she was ‘going easy’ on me, and as we got to know each others’ capabilities, I encouraged her to play a little harder.  OMG – she was unreal. I was tapping like crazy without any ability to stop the onslaught of this amazing fighter.  She had a dizzying array of outfits and looks simply stunning in either a catsuit (her favorite) or a latex bikini (my favorite). She is really professional about arranging the session. In a word – amazing.


Killpussy Reviews



Killpussy Review 1

I was lucky enough to spend a week in London last February and refused to miss the chance to roll around with a lady wrestler. I googled up a few sites and names and decided I was going to test Killpussy’s skills at the Submission Room. I got in touch with an email and quickly had my appointment ready.

Killpussy and I met outside the Submission Room, she was punctual and elegantly dressed. Courteously, she offered some tea and we discussed my desires as regards the session. Killpussy looks imposingly strong, tall and solid, but with a tender touch that enhances her beauty. One can tell she loves wrestling and catering to one’s wishes.

She donned an enticing red bikini, while I was to wrestle in just my underwear (session took place between business meetings, no time to bring more convenient clothes). I had chosen semi-competitive style, and was in for a pleasant surprise. I consider myself a strong guy, have bodybuilded amateurishly but seriously for about twenty years and can lift heavy. Well, Killpussy showed she is the kind of wrestler for those who want a tall amazon to lock horns with, even if in friendly manner. For the first twenty minutes we grappled back and forth in a comfortably padded room, and whereas my strength fended off her unrelenting efforts to pin me, she was adamant in her intention to crush my defences (after a few minutes it was pretty clear it was she who was out to win), which she did after she wore me down and put me in a reverse headlock that had me tap out once I saw surrender was the best way to freedom.

We took a bit of a rest and shared a nice chat. Killpussy is a good conversationalist and fun to talk to. After a few minutes we resumed combat, to my continuous defeat: Killpussy is as strong as any guy, and although I may be stronger than the average man, she is far more skilled as wrestling is concerned and an expert at managing energy, so while I was approaching exhaustion, she had not broken a sweat. I congratulated and thanked her for a great session, had a quick shower and said goodbye with a satisfied smile.

Overall: a splendid session.
The lady: Killpussy, tall, strong, skilled, kind, great sense of humour.
The place: The Submission Room, nice padded place where you can wrestle around at leisure.
Return?: Definitely, as I will be back in London next June.